Insults

So far I only have two categories of "Yo Mama Insults", but there will be more categories soon!

Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes .

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends .

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon .

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind .

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.